Knife Thrower that Sucks at Throwing Knives [VIDEO]
From a sort of "Lithuania's Got Talent" type show, this guy is just horrible. Unfortunately for his crazy assistant, this guy has no talent for Knife Throwing.
He cuts his assistant at the 1:16 point, almost again a few seconds later. At the 3:15 mark he almost kills his assistant, then when they are done, and the judges are giving their thoughts, we assume because we don't speak Lithuanian, the thrower his wiping up blood from the stage with his boot. We aren't talent judges, but think that has got to cost you some votes.